What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 12:04
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do I become an intelligent man?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?
No way
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can you tell me something about yourself?
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
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Nuts and Butts
Then came..